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Fuck Covid

Karen was Ready

Crook of Her Elbow

Keep in Touch

Alice- Kmart

Once Upon a Time

You Rock

Mimosa Me!

Wrong Number

Cooking with Satan

Left Me For Dead

Totally

You’re Stupid

Chopsticks

She Worships the Devil

The Parrot’s Lament

A Coveted Recipe

Girl Power!!!

Poon Soup

No-Nonsense Barbie

Its Own Reward

The Mermaid

Dear Jerkface

Couldn’t Take Him Anywhere

Help Me, Obi-Wan!

Ewe’s Not Fat!

Holy Shit Chick

Whatchoo Talkin’ ’bout, Willis?

Women Got Evil Cooties

Too Slow, Jerkoff!

Bless This Office

Blind Sisters

The jugs are just fine

Sir Giles

Christina Tells It

Give Me Patience

I Won’t Stand Up for Gossip

Focus On Me

Whup Me

Wake Up And Apologize

Expectation

Daddy, Come Home

Alice- Vegas Trip

Happy Colonoscopy!

Writing was all the rage

When your man breaks your heart..

Poise. Style. Elegance.

Selfie, 400 BC

Hai

Sick of Innuendo

So Very Right

Get Your Shit Together

You Matter

I would tell you a joke…

Found your dignity

When We’re Older

Mercedes

I Ovary Acted

Heck & Gosh

Hodor

Keep Doing It

Waking Up Haiku

See-through Negligee

Just thinking of you…

Living the Dream (retirement)

I miss your stupid face.

If I got a dollar

Respect.

If you strike me down

Fan Club

Hello…

Parakeet Doctor

Foot Cramp

I am my own cockblocker.

Speed of Semen

Rent is Due (Newborn)

Wash Yo Ass.

Scary Shit

Kill Them All

E is for…

B is for…

D is for…

Carpe that Mañana

Wackadoo

Shady as Fuck

Another Glass of Wine

Reek of Bourbon

Good Lord, No Alcohol